Technology

Yes, everything with the slightest hint of Science Fiction in it should explain its futuristic/ridiculous advancements.

Super-Fun-Happy Box!

Back in the 21st century, Tora Productions came out with the Super-Fun-Happy Sweatshirt!. This simple (and unnecessary) invention spread through the world like wildfire, making Tora the first trillion dollar company. This power left a burning sensation in the minds of the consumers' decedents. The catchy name stuck with people. Because of the blatant use by the Pfhor to use this exact box design for any object valuable to humans, the Super-Fun-Happy Box! was born

Telepack

Ever wonder how a man can hold so damn many things on him at once and not be greatly encumbered? Thanks to Telepack, all one's arms and munitions can be kept and kempt with compression. These small, nearly invisible pads in the palms and holster areas hold these items by "sucking" them in with an effect exactly like that of teleportation (hence the name).

Nuclear Fission Charges

The single most versatile energy this day. The old nuclear technology has become outdated simply by evolution. So it's only a matter of time until this becomes obsolete, but until then it is the most common source of power for most all weapons and other devices (hopefully its replacement will ring back in the days of the Hydrogen bomb and make these wars go a little faster).


Guns

"Happiness is a warm gun." Yeah...only when The Beatles said it, they meant Heroin.


Fists

With the assistance of strength-increasing, heavy-metal knuckles, you can really fight back (the boxing lessons help, too)!


.45 Magnum Ultra Class B3

Many a-model later, the Magnum has proved to have become quite effective. They now have a smaller recoil for faster firing, smaller bullet size for a bigger round, and faster muzzle velocity to compensate for the smaller size.


"Neuralizer"

This used to be a simple tranquilizing tool used on farm animals, but with its adaptation to utilizing nuclear fission packs it has become powerful enough to create spasmatic explosions on its targets. Its primary trigger fires imploding rings of highly potent white ion while its second gives off a large, ionic explosion.


MA-80G Assault Rifle/Grenade Launcher

As always, the ideal weapon. Now with smaller bullets/bigger rounds, one can hold down the trigger and not have to reload for quite a while. Also the grenade launcher uses more effective fuel to fly faster and not fall to the ground.


.22 Caliber Heavy Machine Gun/Shotgun ("Tommy Gun")

An interesting new model that strays far from its predecessor, the SMG. It fires huge rounds that burst on impact at such an incredible rate that an 80-bullet round doesn't seem like enough. In fact, it loads bullets so fast that when in its secondary function it seems to fire 8 bullets at once. No man and few machines can tell that the second trigger is not an actual shotgun.


Shrapnel Grenade Lobber (Spay Shooter)

The origin of the nickname Spay Shooter has been forgotten, but that doesn't stop people from using it. The self-describing full name explains what it does. But one cannot fathom the chaos these create unless one has used one before. Its loading mechanism is quite unwieldy, but to a well-trained, combat virtuoso Captain TWO can be used at once!


Incinerator Napalm Thrower

It's been a long time since weapons of this kind have used real napalm, but that's what the canisters are still called. The true nature of the chemical is more of a kind of dyed "steam." It is made up of a new element called Skyron for the planet it comes from in the galaxy of Andromeda. It burns hot enough to melt Pfhor androids and it can be formed solid enough to be launched as a ball.


Mini-SSB Missile Launcher

There are now two dominant models of this weapon. The more popular is a seeking missile kind which only loads one missile at a time. As a skilled marksmen, however, you prefer the second. It doesn't seek, but it has a 10-missile round. Both have a laser sighting that not only aims for you, but cuts down enemies.


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The Pfhor have made their own modifications to their weapons. The rifles that the Enforcers use are now a kind of Photon cannon (a better name cannot be determined, for the weapon's nature escapes the human engineers) that continues through any target. There also seems to be another form of the weapon that fires a much slower, titanic, nuclear blast. It is our hope to forge these two weapons into one for our own purpose.